- looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
- looking at myself right now: how embarassing
E=mcdonalds
damn boy do they got those arms in merriam-webster’s dictionary bc ur muscles are DEFINED
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues
i tried to grab fog
but i mist
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
are u bready for some toast?
twins are just room mates but in the womb
womb mates
